There once was this major university that we'll call "Integrity University" (to protect the innocent) who hired a big name basketball coach to bring glory and honor to their institution. Ironically, this coach we'll call "Selvin Kampson" (to sort of protect the innocent) had questionable integrity. Despite the fact that Integrity University knew of Coach Kampson's less than integrous pass that had him in trouble with the NCAA, they decided to hire him anyway. After all, of all the coaches one could possibly have run their program, why would they not want Coach Kampson at Integrity University?Then one day Coach Kampson thought that it was ok not to pay attention to bothersome stuff like-- rules, regulations or telling the truth.
Now "Integrity University" is shocked that their coach was less than scrupolous in his methodology to get an advantage.
Who could have possibly seen this coming?
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a cheater from OU? say it ain't so, switzer, say it ain't so!
Again, another story that should have ended with "and then I peed on his face..."
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=3253975
well, maybe integrity does matter.
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