
So I got this friend, Chuck...Chuck, that's it. Anyway, Chuck has this idea for an action movie. The movie starts off with the hero lacing up his boots. Then our hero carefully arms himself with several guns, rocket launchers, grenades, knives and everything else one could think of. The whole scene takes like 5 minutes with the suspense building.
Then our hero runs out into the open air firing his machine gun at the "Bad guys" while yelling...
Then our hero gets shot from a sniper riffle. The camera just flashes to the sniper, smoking a cigarette with his feet propped up. Roll the credits.
I personally think this movie is ridiculous. What a weirdo.
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