First LCC quit paying me.
Then they deleted all of my personal files.
Then they shut off the electricity in my office for 3 days.
Yesterday they denied my library card.
Now they have blocked out my e-mail.
So what are you trying to say? If you don't want me to work here, someone should just say something.
Editor's note: The Musings of a Midwestern Monk has been sacked.
2 comments:
First, Constantinople is sacked, and now this. I'd say the papacy is behind it.
UNOFFICIAL LCC RESPONSE:
#1 While we appreciated your many years of hard work, we mainly kept paying you so your wife would keep working with us. When we discovered she would be leaving to, what was the sense in continuing your paycheck.
#2 We figured you had copies of all those Barry Manilow, Alvin and the Chipmunk, and Patridge Family music files at home.
#3 We did not shut off the electricity. When you put a tanning booth in the office we graciously allowed you to use, it blew the fuse and it takes a while to find this type of fuses.
#4 Your library card was denied after you failed to return several books on Communism and ten of the romance novels the library maintains for "academic reasons". You are in the library system as a "flight risk".
#5 When LCCS changed it's website, a number of people had email difficulties not just you.
#6 We're trying to say we love you - please come back...oh and bring your wife back, too.
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